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Blush Schag's Beer Stroker

Blush Schag's Beer Stroker

Blush Novelties

Regular price $41.99
Regular price $39.98 Sale price $41.99
Variant: Arousing Ale
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Description

Talk about discreet! For the beer lovers out there comes a whole new way to enjoy your "beer" - with a fully textured stroker inside! Simply twist off the cap of your preferred hops-laden "beverage" of choice to expose the internal TPE sleeve.

You can start customizing your experience with the three unique chambers. The longest chamber closest to the entrance is the React chamber with widely-spaced ribbing that feels amazing - but doesn't suck you dry. Go past the React chamber to find the Squeeze chamber - which does exactly as it promises with a tight, snug squeeze that feels amazing on the tip. If you're willing to go beyond the Squeeze chamber, you get the Apex chamber - a noduled, circular area designed to pleasure every inch of the head when sliding in to the hilt is on the menu.

Further customize your experience with the PerfectFlo suction valve to control your suction! With a valve at the end of the Schag's beer stroker, you can determine how much suction the toy has. Cover the hole to instantly enjoy the tight pull of a close-ended stroker - or leave the hole open to make the sensations last longer.

The Schag's beer toy is also equipped with a self-lubricating design. For the first few uses, you may be able to use just a little water to activate a slipping and sliding experience (it just depends on how much lube you like!). We still recommend a water-based lube to use with the Schag's beer stroker for the most comfortable use possible.

And when you're done? After the stroker has been washed and dried, you can place it back into the casing for a discreet stroker that looks at-home in the fridge. (I mean, if you want to refrigerate it, we won't stop you...)

How Does the Blush Schag's Beer Stroker Compare to an Average Beer Can?

The Schag's penis stroker is a bit like a super-sized tallboy beer can. It's slightly taller and thicker than your average tall boy. However, it's slightly smaller than a stovepipe or crowler size of beer.

Its magic is in its discreet, realistic label. When placed in a bundle of beer cans of various sizes, it fits right in; it's hard to tell you have a sex toy hiding in the middle of your beverages!

Do I Still Need Lube with the Blush Schag's Beer Stroker?

This penis stroker is equipped with Blush's proprietary "no lube" design...for the first couple of uses. The first couple of times you use it, you'll be able to add a bit of water or saliva, and the stroker will offer a very light layer of lubrication.

As this stroker is reusable and we think you'll be getting hours and hours of pleasure from it, however, we highly recommend picking up a water-based lube to work with it. Over time, the proprietary, self-lubricating design will decrease in efficacy, and you'll get the most pleasure if you use your stroker with a luxurious layer of lubricant.

We'd probably recommend the customer favorite, Wicked Jelle, but any water-based lube will work!

Can I Squeeze the Blush Schag's Beer Stroker?

The plastic case of this penis stroker is very rigid; you will not be able to squish the plastic case with your hand.

Instead, the bottom of your "beer can" plastic shell includes a PerfectFlo suction valve, allowing you to control the intensity of the suction without needing to wear out your forearm.

What's the Difference between the Three Blush Beer Schag's Beer Strokers?

Each one of the three strokers features a different beer can design and different internal texture. With each one of these unique textures, you'll find at least three different sections of texture within their sleeve to keep your erogenous zones on fire. ;)

If you're average length, we'd recommend the Sultry Stout. The tightest point of this stroker's texture is located slightly beyond the mid-point of the length, allowing for shallower thrusts to get this tight texture spot to target the head of your shaft.

If you're girthier, we'd recommend the Arousing Ale. Its default texture size is a bit wider than the other two, allowing for delicious texture without a painful squeeze.

If you love long, deep strokes, we'd recommend the Luscious Lager. Its tightest points are at the entrance and the end of the stroker sleeve. That means you'll get a burst of pleasure with the start (and end!) of every thrust, perfect for people who love long strokes with their toys.

Specifications

Equipped Features: 3 Chambers of Unique Texture, Discreet Casing, Perfect Flo Suction Valve, Open/Close-Ended Sensations.
Material: TPE stroker, Plastic case.
Care and Cleaning: After use, remove the stroker from the plastic, external casing to wash the stroker with warm water and mild soap. Give the case a quick clean as well if lube got on the case. Fully towel dry to case to reduce discoloration on the label, but the stroker sleeve can be left out to air dry. When the sleeve is fully dried, it can be placed back into the case with the lid on for a discreet look.

Total Length: 7"
Insertable Length: 6.5"
Casing Diameter: 3"

Box Includes: Schag's Beer Stroker in your "flavor" of choice.

Customer Reviews

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Really Cool!

Got this as a fun gift for my craft beer-loving boyfriend. I planned on putting it in the fridge as a fun surprise when he went to reach for this new brand of "beer". I definitely was not expecting its height! It's bigger than a tall boy can of beer. (It might be the size of a 32oz can, but I don't have one for easy comparison.) That's probably for the best for actually using it, I guess, but definitely keep it in mind for discretion and gifting.

He says it feels fantastic (after letting it come back to room temperature, lol), so no complaints from me! Gift well given!

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